Wasted wit...

SCENE: Angelpoo and I, looking at plants on sale at the Pineapple Festival. Some plants from seedlings and some plants grafted together.
ME: Hey, you can graft plants.
ANGELPOO: I wish I knew how to graft.
ME: You can lie, cheat, and steal!
ANGELPOO: [puzzled look]
ME: Never mind...

ANGELPOO: [more silence]